New Diet Plan

I finally found a new diet plan that actually works. All of you still counting calories and/or still on the atkins diet are fools. I call my new eating habits THE AFRICAN DIET. So far Ive lost 28 pounds. No lies. So for only 80 cents a week you can sponsor me so I can eat a nutritious meal. I can draw you a picture and send you a monthly news letter about my people. It'll be good times. But seriously, Im fine here. I eat well. I sometimes eat breakfast. For lunch I eat rice and fish. For dinner I eat millet and fish. For all of you wondering what millet is, picture dirt and...well, just picture dirt. Thats what I eat. I eat dirt. And thats why the African Diet works.