Lisa its your Birthday, Happy birthday Lisa! (Simpsons)

Today is my birthday as you all already know. Jane and I decided to head to our friend Justins neck of the woods. Justin has been here for a year now and he has a Saturday afternoon radio show. We figured hey, lets go be on the radio. So from 1-3 today, we played all of the American songs that arent allowed to be played in America. Nobody speaks English here so its okay to get away with vulgar words and graphic songs containing bitches and hoes. Now tomorrow I have to go back to my village and explain exactly everything that was played on the air. The villagers might not be to par with educational standards, but they have a memory on them like no other. They'll want to know why exactly why Jay_Z has 99 problems, but his bitch aint one. They dont need to understand the meaning of bitches, because theyll make me explain the concept to them. Then for the next two months, everyone'll be asking me where all my "bitches" are.