God bless the US Postal Service

Sending packages can be a total hassle. Mom and Dad sent me a package via UPS and paid an arm and a leg to get it here. If you feel the need to send me anything, please send it through the US Post Office, not UPS or FedEx. It will take two or three weeks to get here, but an average package will only cost around 20-30 bucks for taxes. You can save a lot of money that way. Though you can also send a lot of money by not sending me anything. But there's no fun with that. I will post my new address soon so you can at least send a letter to me in the next two years.