Kids these days

 My best friend in the village is named Mamadou Barro. Ma is a really cool guy. His only problem is that he finds it difficult to restrain himself from helping this country stop with the overpopulation problem, (AKA he's a baby makin' machine). Ma just had another baby. A week after babies are born here they have a baptism for them. Baptisms are a little different here. Everybody stops what they are doing and they party all day. A lot of things dont get done in this country because of this and the fact that everyone is having babies. If you form an equation consisting of these premises it may look a little something like this...

 

B= Baptism

~W= Work is not getting done

K= Kid is born

P= Party all day

 

 

K=B, B=P

 

Therefor, K=P

 

If P is the new constant, then P= ~W

 

Therfor, K,P and B all equal ~W

 

If ~W is the outcome of K, P, and B then new variables are created which are now called S and C

 

S=SEX

C=Birth Control

 

K+P+B=S

 

S + ~C =K(2)

 

K(2)=B(2), B(2)=P(2)...

 

K(3)=B(3), B(3)=P(3)...

 

Now mulitply K(3) with 200 women in my village and divide by 7 days in a week. Now can you see how much work gets done in my village? 

 

 

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