Tap Tap Tap
Theres no funny way to tell this story, so I might as well just get down to the basics. Last week I was laying in bed around 10PM reading a book. Suddenly, I hear tapping on my back door. I go to open up my door, and my room was taken over by about 9 million little flying monsters. These things looked like oversized ants with huge dragonfly wings. I'm not kidding when I say I couldn't see two feet in front of me because there were so many of them. It took me a while to find my front door so I could escape the attack. My poor little puppy was stuck in there with the beasts. I went around asking my village why the hell I was attacked by giant ants, and I noticed that these things were EVERYWHERE in the village. So I went back to my hut and all I could see is my dog jumping on my bed eating these things at about 10 per second. She had to have eaten at least a thousand, give or take a few million. Two hours later all these things were gone, but they all lost their wings. So the next day I cleaned up 9 million sets of monster wings. I couldn't find a single trace of their bodies. If Bukki didn't stay up all night eating them, I'm guessing they crawled away waiting to scare the shit out of me sometime soon again.
posted by Paulshaft @ 7:04 AM
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